If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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