i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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