I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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