Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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