I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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