seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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