someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I think my moral compass just broke
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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