the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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