So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Apparently you make a good broom.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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