Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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