Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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