if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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