well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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