yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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