Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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