let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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