My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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