No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
