He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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