You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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