yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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