Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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