He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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