Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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