he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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