Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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