Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
