So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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