My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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