xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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