I'm really into asian looking animals
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just pee around me
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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