I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he shaved USA in his pubs
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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