Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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