Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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