also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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