My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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