If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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