I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She's just so happy...and so naked.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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