My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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