Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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