my phone cant type all the emotion im having
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
i am craving dick and cupcakes
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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