Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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