Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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