the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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