lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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