The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
