u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
last night I used snow as a chaser
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