I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Randomize
