This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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