i barfeds in our rink
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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