I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
operation harelip BJ is a go
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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